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The One With Rachel's Phone Number [Season 9 Episode 9]

SCENE:
Chandler's office in Tulsa. His assistant is showing him photographs.
Jo Lynn: This kitty is Mittens and this one is Fitzhugh, and this little guy in the cat condo is Jinkies.

Chandler: Yep. That's a lot of cats Jo Lynn. Single are ya?

(Phone rings. Chandler answers using the speaker phone. )

Chandler: Chandler Bing.

Joey: Hey. How come you're answering your own phone? Where's your crazy assistant?

(She frowns. Chandler picks up the hand set. )

Chandler: What's up Joe?

Joey: Okay, what have we always wanted to do together?

Chandler: Braid each other's hair and ride horseback on the beach?

Joey: No, no, no. When you get home tomorrow night, you and I are going to be at the Wizzards-Knicks game.. . courtside!

Chandler: Courtside? Oh my God.

Joey: Yeah. Maybe Michael Jordon will dive for the ball and break my jaw with his knee.

Chandler: That's so cool. I'll let Monica know.

(Chandler hangs up and calls Monica who is reading a book on their sofa as the phone rings. )

Monica: Hello?

Chandler: Joey just called. He's got courtside Knicks tickets for him and me tomorrow night.

Monica: Really? But tomorrow night is the only night I get off from the restaurant. If you go to the game, we won't have a night together for another week.

Chandler: But hey, it's courtside. The cheerleaders are going to be right in fr.. . (Pause) That's not the way to convince you.

Monica: Chandler look, I don't want to be one of those wives who says, "You can't go to the game. You have to spend time with me. " So, if you could just realize it on your own.. .

Chandler: I know. You're right. I want to see you too. I've just got to figure out a way to tell Joey, you know? He's really looking forward to this.

Monica: Tell him that you haven't seen your wife in a long time. Tell him that having a long-distance relationship is really difficult. Tell him that what little time we have is precious.

Chandler: Yeah, ah, ah.. . I'll think of something.

OPENING CREDITS
SCENE:
Ross and Rachel's apartment. Ross is in the living room covering Emma. Rachel enters wearing a sexy dress.
Ross: Wow! (pause) Wow, you look.. . uh.. . It's just, ah.. . That dress.. . uh.. .

Rachel: Well, I hope the ends of these sentences are good.

Ross: Well, well, they're good. It's been a while since I've seen you like this. You, you clean up good.

Rachel: Oh well, well thank you. (She laughs. He stares for a moment. ) Okay, stop. Stop looking at me like that. The last time that happened, (points to Ross) that happened. (points to Emma. )

Ross: Oh right, right. (They pause and exchange a glance. Then, Ross looks away. ) So, are you.. . ah.. . you excited about your, your first night away from Emma?

Rachel: Yeah, yeah. Phoebe and I are going to have so much fun. And thank you for watching the baby, by the way.

Ross: Oh, it's fine. Actually, I, I invited Mike over.

Rachel: Phoebe's Mike?

Ross: Yeah.

Rachel: I didn't know you guys hung out.

Ross: We don't. But I thought it would be nice to get to know him. You know, maybe have a little dinner, drinks, conversation.

Rachel: Oh that's so cute: Ross and Mike's first date. Is that going to be awkward? I mean, what are you guys going to talk about?

Ross: I don't know. But, you know, we, we have a lot in common, you know. He plays piano; I played keyboards in college. He's been divorced; I have some experience in that area.

(Rachel nods. There is a knock on the door. )

Rachel: Yeah.

(Phoebe and Mike enter. )

Phoebe: Hi

Rachel: Hey.

Phoebe:(spotting Rachel's dress) Oooh. Girl's night out indeed.