您现在的位置是:首页 > 英语听力 > 老友记mp3和剧本下载 > 老友记第九季mp3和剧本下载 正文 老友记第九季mp3和剧本下载905:The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner 2007-06-20来源: 音频下载[保存到本地收听]听力相关文本: The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner [Season 9 Episode 5]SCENE: Central Perk.Phoebe: Oh hey you guys, I couldn't get a reservation for the night of my birthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead.Joey: Thursday? But that's Halloween.Phoebe: So?Joey: So spooky, that's all.Ross: So, so, is Mike coming to dinner?Phoebe: No! It's my first birthday with a boyfriend, and he has to work. Ugh, I get mad at him, but I think it's a little to soon to show my true colors.Rachel: Pheebs, I would make a reservation for five, because one of us has to stay home and watch Emma. (To Ross) Which one of us should go to dinner?Phoebe: Oh, Rachel! (As in "Rachel should go!")Ross: Actually, um, I was thinking maybe both of us could go.Phoebe: Oh, yay! (Less than enthusiastic.)Ross: Thanks, I'll put a lot of extra thought into your gift.Phoebe: Alright, okay, so we can all go now. That's fun. Hey, you know what? We all haven't been together, the six of us, in such a long time.Monica: What are you talking about? We're all together right now.Rachel: Um, Mon, Chandler's not here.Monica: Oh, dear God!Opening CreditsSCENE: Tulsa, a conference roomChandler: Good morning everyone, it's nice to see our team together for the first time. Now, before we get started, are there any questions? Yes, Ken is it?Ken: That's right. Is it true the reason you're here in Tulsa is that you fell asleep in a meeting and took the job without realizing what you were saying yes to?Chandler: Well, don't believe everything you hear, Ken. But yeah, that's true. Alright, let's get started by taking a look at last quarter's figures. (Claudia, next to Chandler, lights a cigarette.) Ah, Claudia, aren't you supposed to blow smoke up the bosses' ass?Claudia: I'm sorry. Does the smoke bother you?Chandler: No, no, no-no-no. I smoked for years, then I quit. Right now, I can't remember why. You're not allowed to smoke in this office. Not right?Claudia: Yes, in Oklahoma it's legal to smoke in offices with fifteen people or less. Would you like one?Chandler: Alright, look. I don't smoke anymore. But if the rest of you want to light up, go ahead, it's fine. (Everyone lights up.) So you all smoke then? That's almost rude, that I'm not.Ken: That's not true. If you don't wanna smoke ...Chandler: (loud) Ken, please! No, I can't, I can't smoke. If I smoke, my wife would kill me.Ken: I'm sorry, but isn't your wife back in New York?Chandler: I always liked you, Ken. (Takes a cig)SCENE: Moncia and Chandler's.Knock at door.Phoebe: (from outside) Trick or treat!Monica: (opening the door) Hey!Phoebe: Ooh, and treat it is. (Looks at Monica's exposed cleavage.)Monica: Hmhmm. (Closes robe)Phoebe: Wow, so glad I changed. Almost wore my threadbare robe that can't contain my breasts.Monica: This is not, what I'm wearing. I'm ovulating and Chandler's gonna be home any minute, so I thought we would try before dinner.Phoebe: Ohh. Oh wait! (Jis) you guys won't be late for my dinner, will you?Monica: Believe me, Chandler and I have not seen each other in over a week. We'll probably be the first ones there.Phoebe: 'kay, see you there. Happy humping! (outside, meets Chandler.) Hey...hey! (Sniffs) Oh, wow, somebody smoked out here? Oh my god, don't people know, you're not allowed to smoke in public spaces?Chandler: Actually, in Oklahoma smoking is legal in all common areas and offices with fewer than fifteen people.Phoebe: You smoked!Chandler: No! I just happen to know a lot of trivia about smoking in different states. For example, in Hawaii cigarettes are called leihalalokos.Phoebe: (Sniffs him) Chandler, 本栏目更多同类内容 扫码关注和谐英语微信公众号,第一时间获取最新学习资料 或公众号搜索myhxen 上一篇 老友记第九季mp3和剧本下载906:The One With The Male Nanny 下一篇 老友记第九季mp3和剧本下载904:The One With The Sharks 相关文章 老友记第九季mp3和剧本下载901:The One Where No One Proposes老友记第九季mp3和剧本下载903:The One With The Pediatrician老友记第九季mp3和剧本下载902:The One Where Emma Cries老友记第九季mp3和剧本下载904:The One With The Sharks老友记第九季mp3和剧本下载907:The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song老友记第九季mp3和剧本下载906:The One With The Male Nanny老友记第九季mp3和剧本下载909:The One With Rachel's Phone Number老友记第九季mp3和剧本下载908:The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song老友记第九季mp3和剧本下载911:The One Where Rachael Goes Back to Work老友记第九季mp3和剧本下载910:The One With Christmas In Tulsa