英语故事:假医生

【英文原文】

Pretend Doctor——假医生

For several years, my job was to answer all viewer phone calls and mail concerning the daytime television soap operas our company produced. One day a woman called wanting medical advice from an actor who portrayed a doctor on one of our shows. I explained that the man wasn't a real doctor and couldn't help her.

　　After a moment of shocked silence, the woman replied indignantly, "Well, no wonder it takes his patients months to recover!"