每天一笑 英语笑话
2007-09-14来源:和谐英语
An Inadvertent Admission
A psychiatrist said to his patient, "Mr. Patient, I understand
that you have a problem. Your problem is that you always
contradict whatever other people say or do, right?" And Mr.
Patient said, "No, that's not right." So the psychiatrist said,
"OK! Then I must be mistaken, eh?" And the patient replied,
"No! No! You're not!" And the psychiatrist said, "Oh, oh, oh,
I got it. I got it. You're contradicting everything I say." And
the patient said, "No, you're being ridiculous! You're crazy!"
So the psychiatrist said, "I see, I see. Then you're perfectly
sane, right? You're not crazy, right?" And the patient said,
"No. No. I'm crazy as a loon." Then the psychiatrist said,
"Oh, yeah, now we're making some progress here!"
迂回问诊
一位精神科医生问病人：“先生，我知道你有个毛病，就是不论别人
说什么或做什么，你都一概否定，对吗？”病人回答：“不对，不对。”
医生说：“好，那一定是我弄错了，是吗？”病人回答：“不，不，你没
有错！”医生又说：“噢，我明白了，你就是一直否定我所说的话。”
病人说：“不对，你这个人真可笑！你疯了！”医生就说：“我懂了，
你神智完全正常，没有疯，对吗？”病人回答：“不对，不对，我是神智
不清的疯子。”这时医生说：“很好，我们现在总算有点进展了！”
A psychiatrist said to his patient, "Mr. Patient, I understand
that you have a problem. Your problem is that you always
contradict whatever other people say or do, right?" And Mr.
Patient said, "No, that's not right." So the psychiatrist said,
"OK! Then I must be mistaken, eh?" And the patient replied,
"No! No! You're not!" And the psychiatrist said, "Oh, oh, oh,
I got it. I got it. You're contradicting everything I say." And
the patient said, "No, you're being ridiculous! You're crazy!"
So the psychiatrist said, "I see, I see. Then you're perfectly
sane, right? You're not crazy, right?" And the patient said,
"No. No. I'm crazy as a loon." Then the psychiatrist said,
"Oh, yeah, now we're making some progress here!"
迂回问诊
一位精神科医生问病人：“先生，我知道你有个毛病，就是不论别人
说什么或做什么，你都一概否定，对吗？”病人回答：“不对，不对。”
医生说：“好，那一定是我弄错了，是吗？”病人回答：“不，不，你没
有错！”医生又说：“噢，我明白了，你就是一直否定我所说的话。”
病人说：“不对，你这个人真可笑！你疯了！”医生就说：“我懂了，
你神智完全正常，没有疯，对吗？”病人回答：“不对，不对，我是神智
不清的疯子。”这时医生说：“很好，我们现在总算有点进展了！”
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