每天一笑 英语笑话

Family Matters

(Originally In Au Lac language)

A girl went to the hospital to visit a famous
movie star who had a minor accident while making
a film -- probably a broken arm, foot or
something. As soon as she knocked on the door an
old woman opened it. The old woman said, "We've
already left a sign outside. Only family members
can come in to visit. Didn't you see it?
The girl answered, "Of course I saw it. I am his
younger sister. The old woman said, "Oh really!
Honored to meet you. I'm his mother. ”

家务事

有位姑娘要去探病，看她那很有名气的电影偶像。

那偶像因为拍戏不小心出了一个小小的意外进了

医院养伤，好像断手或断脚，包扎了一大堆什么的，

姑娘因为爱慕而去看他。刚敲门，一位老太太就打开

了门，老太太说：“我们在外面挂了一块通告：

“只有亲人才允许进去看他，姑娘没看见吗？”

姑娘答：“有啊！有看见，可是我是他的亲妹子嘛！

没关系。”老太太说：“真的吗？很

荣幸认识你，我是他的妈妈。”