每天一笑 英语笑话

Life after Death

(Originally in Chinese)
复活 

A primary schoolteacher asked one of her students:

"Do you believe in life after death?" The boy answered:

"Yes, I do!" The teacher said, "Well, it is good

that you believe, because your grandpa came to school

to see me today, though you told me yesterday

that you needed to take a day off to attend his funeral!"

　 有一个小学老师问她的学生：“你相不相信有复活的现象？”

他说：“相信啊！”老师说：“好，还好你相信，

因为昨天你跟我说你请假为你的祖父送葬，

他今天有来学校跟我打招呼！”