每天一笑 英语笑话

Squeezing Out the Juice

(Originally in English)

There was a person who went out to buy something to

drink in a bottle. But in the middle of the road,

the bottle broke, and all the juice from inside sank into

the ground. So he just stood there and waited.

And another person passing by said, “What are you

doing there?” The person said, “I just broke my bottle

of juice, so I am waiting for the juice to sink into the

ground, and then I’ll take the earth back home

and squeeze it out.”

原汁再榨

有一个人外出去买瓶装饮料，但是半路上不小心打破瓶子，

所有果汁都流到地上，然后他就站在那里守候。一个路人

刚好经过，问他说：“你在这里做什么？”他说：

“我刚打破一瓶果汁，正在等果汁渗到土里后，

好把泥土带回家，再把果汁重新榨出来。