每天一笑 英语笑话

Just Sitting in for My Brother

(Originally in English)

There was a lady who saw a man begging on the street

with a hat in front of him that said, “Blind: Please help!”

So, she put a dollar in the hat. But the wind was

blowing so quickly that the dollar blew away.

The man stood up and chased after the dollar,

and put it in his pocket. And the lady said,

“It’s written here, ‘Blind man: Please help!’

But you are not blind!” He said, “Yes, that’s not me.

I am not the beggar. It’s my brother.” So she said,

“Then what are you doing here?” He said,

“Well, I am just sitting in for him for a while.”

The lady asked, “And where is your brother now?”

He replied, “Oh, he went to see a movie.”

代班乞丐

有位女士看见一个人在街上乞讨，他的面前摆着一顶帽子，

上面写着：“盲友，请帮忙！”她就把一块钱放进帽子里。

可是一阵强风吹来，把那张一块钱钞票吹走了。

那个人马上站起来去追那一块钱，然后把它放进口袋里。

这位女士说：“这里明明写着：‘盲友，请帮忙！’

但你根本不是盲人。”他说：“是啊，我不是，我不是乞丐，

我弟弟才是。”她就说：“那你在这里干什么？”他说：

“嗯，我只是替他代班，在这里坐一下。”这位女士问道：

“那你弟弟现在在哪里？”他回答：“喔！他去看电影了。”