每天一笑 英语笑话

Wife and husband

Wife: You see.According to the statistics  on  
       the paper, 80% of those who have died
       of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.

Husband:   It's okey. To my investigation,all
                  The people eat meals.


妻子:你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.
丈夫:那有什么?据我调查,死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭的.