每天一笑 英语笑话
2008-06-27来源:和谐英语
I CAN GO HOME
One day after school the teacher said to his students, "
Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first
question, I will permit him or her to go home earlier." The
next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he
found t he blackboard daubed. He was ver y angry and
asked, "Who did it? Please stand up!" "It's me," said Bob,
"Now, I can go home. Good-bye, Sir."
我可以回家了
一天，放学以后，老师对他的学生们说："明天上午，如
果你们当中的任何一个同学能首先回答我的 问题，我就
准许他或她最先回家。"第二天，老师走进教室时发现黑
板被涂得乱七八糟，他非常生气的问："谁涂的？请站起
来！"鲍勃说："先生，是我，现在我可以回家了，再见！"
One day after school the teacher said to his students, "
Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first
question, I will permit him or her to go home earlier." The
next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he
found t he blackboard daubed. He was ver y angry and
asked, "Who did it? Please stand up!" "It's me," said Bob,
"Now, I can go home. Good-bye, Sir."
我可以回家了
一天，放学以后，老师对他的学生们说："明天上午，如
果你们当中的任何一个同学能首先回答我的 问题，我就
准许他或她最先回家。"第二天，老师走进教室时发现黑
板被涂得乱七八糟，他非常生气的问："谁涂的？请站起
来！"鲍勃说："先生，是我，现在我可以回家了，再见！"
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