每天一笑 英语笑话

 Ground Rules

One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State

University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll sense

of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class,

he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be dry and

boring, so I don't mind if you look at your watches during

class. I do, however, object to your pounding them on the

desk to make sure they're still running."

 基本原则

位于吉拉多海角的密苏里东南州立大学有一位我非常喜欢的老师，他奇特的幽默感很是出名。在对一个新生班级讲解他的基本原则时，他说：“我知道我的讲课可能经常会枯燥乏味，了无生趣，所以如果你们在上课时看表我并不介