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每天一笑 英语笑话

2009-05-08来源:和谐英语
Do remember not to smoke

A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:

"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!"

"Oh,...Don't worry! All you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!"



千万记得别抽烟


候诊室里坐着一位忧心忡忡的病人,当医生传唤他时,
他满面愁容的说:“医生,怎么办?我昨天误喝下一瓶汽油!”
医生回答他:“喔..没关系啦!记得这几天不要抽烟!”