每天一笑 英语笑话

It's Always Me.

 
A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie.
　　
Who is going to eat it?"
　　
The oldest son replied: "Father, I'll eat it all!"
　　
The father then said: "Tomorrow I'm going to butcher a pig. Who is going
　　
to eat it?"
　　
The same son answered: "Father,I'll eat it all!"
　　
The father added: "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the field. Who is
　　
going to plough?"
　　
The oldest son answered again: "It's always me, always me. Now it's
　　
someone else's turn to volunteer!"

总是我

　　 　
一位父亲对他的儿子们说：“你们的妈妈明天要烙一张馅饼，谁要吃
　　呢？”
　　　
大儿子说：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。”
　　　
父亲接着说：“明天我要杀一口猪，谁要吃呢？”
　　　
又是大儿子说：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。”
　　　
父亲又说：“明天我们要耕地，谁想耕地呢？”
　　　
大儿子再次回答道：“总是我，总是我，这次还是让其他人来吧。”