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每天一笑 英语笑话

2009-09-11来源:和谐英语

Tit for Tat

   
  A couple was having supper. The husband tasted the dishes and complained, "It is terrible!" The wife was rather angry and said,
  "You know you are not married to a cook!"
   
  That night when they were already in bed, the wife heard some strange noise downstairs and asked her husband to go and have a look. Unexpectedly he said, "You'd better go downstairs yourself!
  You know you are not married to a policeman!"
 

  以牙还牙

  夫妻俩正在吃饭。丈夫尝了一口菜后抱怨道:“真难吃!”妻子十分生
  气地回答:“要知道你娶的可不是厨师。”
  当晚夫妻俩睡觉后,妻子听到楼下有异样的响声,便让丈夫下楼去看看。
  丈夫却说:“你最好自己去看,要知道你嫁的丈夫可不是警察!”