每天一笑 英语笑话

A modern Girl

A modern girl went to the theatre with a vest and a pair of slippers.
The ticket-examiner turned her away very politely:" Miss, NO ADMISSION WITH  SLIPPERS."
" Really?" the girl took off the slippers and carried them in her hands, " Then I will go in barefootedly."
" Oh, my god!" the ticket-examiner cried out, " Fortunately, I have not told her NO ADMISSION WITH A VEST."


时髦少女

一个穿着背心和拖鞋的时髦女孩去剧院看演出。 检票员非常礼貌地把她叫住说：” 小姐，穿拖鞋是不能进去的。“ “真的？“ 于是女孩脱下拖鞋用手拿着，“那么我将光着脚进去。“噢，我的天！“检票员大声喊道," 幸运地是我没有告诉她穿背心不能进入。"