每天一笑 英语笑话

 All the cigarettes will be on fire

        Mary was so disgusted at her husband's cigarette smoking
　　that she complained to him one day.
　　"I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire
　　someday."
　　"Don't worry, dear. All the cigarettes will be on fire
　　sooner or later." He said with a smile.