每天一笑 英语笑话
2007-10-27来源:和谐英语
Seeing in Multiplex is Confusing!
(Originally in English)
There once was a man who drank a lot and came
home drunk every night. And his wife complained,
saying, “I don’t understand how someone can
just keep drinking without being thirsty! I can’t
understand anyone like that.” So the man, who’d
already had a few bottles too many, said, “Well,
I don’t understand you either. Why is it that every
time I come home you have to bring home four
other women who look exactly like you?”
眼花撩乱
有一个人他每晚都喝很多酒，常常喝得酩酊大醉
才回家。他太太向他抱怨说：“我真不明白！
为什么有人即使不口渴，也照样猛灌呢？
怎么会有这种人！”
这时已经好几瓶黄汤下肚的先生开口了：
“我也搞不懂你！为什么我每次回家，都看
到你带四个长得跟你一模一样的女人来家里？”
(Originally in English)
There once was a man who drank a lot and came
home drunk every night. And his wife complained,
saying, “I don’t understand how someone can
just keep drinking without being thirsty! I can’t
understand anyone like that.” So the man, who’d
already had a few bottles too many, said, “Well,
I don’t understand you either. Why is it that every
time I come home you have to bring home four
other women who look exactly like you?”
眼花撩乱
有一个人他每晚都喝很多酒，常常喝得酩酊大醉
才回家。他太太向他抱怨说：“我真不明白！
为什么有人即使不口渴，也照样猛灌呢？
怎么会有这种人！”
这时已经好几瓶黄汤下肚的先生开口了：
“我也搞不懂你！为什么我每次回家，都看
到你带四个长得跟你一模一样的女人来家里？”
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