每天一笑 英语笑话

Now I  See

(Originally In Chinese)

Once there was a husband who had been out of a job for a long

time.One day he rushed home and told his wife exultantly,

"Good news,good news! I've just found a very good job working

eight hours a day, five days a week, with a whole month of

vacation each year, a very good salary and the boss is so nice!"

His wife was so happy for him. She hugged him, kissed him,

and asked, "When will you start work?"

The husband replied, "No, the job is for you."

原来如此

有一个先生，他已经失业很久了。有一天他从外面跑回家，

非常高兴地跳起来说：“哎呀！好消息、好消息！

我刚找到一个很好的工作！一天工作八个小时而已，

一个礼拜只要上班五天，一年还有一个月的假日，

而且薪水非常非常好，老板非常友善！” 

　 他的太太好高兴啊！就抱他、亲他，问他说：

“你什么时候开始上班呢？”结果先生回答：

“没有！我找给你的啊！”