每天一笑 英语笑话

Which woman?

　   One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.

　　On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the  most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."

　　My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?"

　　哪一位女人？

　　一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，回来后发现车身沾满灰尘，于是擦洗了一阵。

       当我终于走进屋里时大声喊：“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。”

　 我丈夫抬头看了看，说：“妈妈来了？”

  Note：

  headlight:   [ˈhedlait] 汽车前灯；

  windshield:  [ˈwindʃi:ld] 挡风玻璃，防风罩